What highway do you drive on the most?
I guess that would be I-40.
When was the last time you bought a bathing suit?
Two years ago, about this time. I should get another one soon, though. My current suit is starting to wear out.
Would you consider yourself a flirt?
Nah, I don’t think so.
What color is your boss’s hair?
Well, since I don’t work, I guess that technically I’m my own boss, so I’ll say black with gray “highlights.”
What are your siblings’ middle names?
What a totally random question. I have one sibling and her middle name is Lynn.
What’s a song that puts you in the mood to dance/party?
Lately, the fun-hyper song I love the most is “Ça Plane Pour Moi” by Plastic Bertrand. It’s kind of old, but I love it. Here’s the song if you want to hear it. I couldn’t find an authentic link to a video, but I didn’t really try hard enough.
Where are you going on your next vacation?
I’m pretty sure we won’t be going on any vacations for a while.
Do you get paid weekly or bi-weekly?
I get paid neverly, but Kel is paid once a month. Sucks.
What color are your pillows?
My pillows are white. My pillow cases are tan.
What hours do you work?
I work on cleaning shit up around the house from about 1 to 4 p.m. Does that count?
Are you superstitious?
Not even a little bit.
Whose motorcycle were you last on?
My dad’s, but damn, I was maybe 10 years old.
Do you have any friends who have an STD?
I have a few friends with HPV. I don’t necessarily consider that an STD, though. As far as anything else, none that I know of.
You have $20 to buy the perfect shirt to wear tonight. Where do you go?
I’d go to Walmart and get the cheapest plain-colored t-shirt they had (green, maybe), then spend the rest of the money on Starbucks for me and Kel.
You come home after a night of drinking. What do you hope is there to eat?
Shrimp scampi.
How many calendars are in your house?
We have calendars on our computers and cell phones, but there are no paper calendars in our house.
Do you miss high school?
Noooo. I couldn’t wait for graduation day.
What color is your bra?
The ones I currently use are white. I have a few tan and black ones, but I don’t like the way they fit. I’m not really a fancy underwear person.
How many pairs of sneakers do you own?
Three, I think.
What kind of lotion is closest to you?
None, but there is a tube of Clinique Acne Solutions moisturizer on my table. That’s kind of lotiony.
What’s on TV this second?
We’re watching Year One on our Netflix account for the Wii. So far, it’s marginally funny, but it’s only been on 15 minutes or so.
What helps you sleep?
The clock reading anything past 3 a.m. I really can’t fall asleep until then, no matter how hard I try. There’s a name for this, but I don’t feel like looking it up. Delayed Sleep Phase Syndrome, maybe.
Are you thinner than your best friend?
If I can count Kel as my best friend, then no. He’s in good shape and I’m fat.
How much would you get if you traded your car in?
I wouldn’t have the faintest idea. Maybe $5,000 or so.
When was the last time you saw your day?
Huh?
Next dentist/gyno/doctor appt.?
Um . . . the first week of May sometime.
How often do you do laundry?
About once a week. Since I’m always naked and Kel changes into casual clothes once he gets home from work, there’s not a whole lot to wash.
Have you ever been prescribed narcotics?
I was prescribed Percocet when I had my gallbladder removed, but that was back in 1997.
Dumbest movie you have ever seen?
There are so many, but the only one that comes to mind right now is The Cell with Jennifer Lopez.
What’s hummus made of?
Lots of us, humming. Get it? Har har.
When’s the last time you used a Slip ‘N Slide?
Never, that I know of. I did have a Wet Banana, though, when I was little. (That sounds kinda gross.)
What did you eat for dinner tonight?
My leftover Mexican gumbo from Qdoba that I didn’t finish at lunch.
Are you an introvert or extrovert?
A little of both, I think.
When’s your grandma’s birthday?
Sometime this month. Crap, the month’s half over. I better ask my parents when I talk to them tomorrow.
How many rings do you wear daily?
Zero to one. I rarely wear my wedding ring unless I go out.
Plans for today/tonight?
Keep drinkin’ beer and watchin’ movies, eat some sober-up food (not shrimp scampi, unfortunately), drink lots of water, then hit the sack.
