How are you at the moment? Full, I just scarfed down half of a barbacoa bowl from Chipotle.
What are you doing? A survey.
Have you talked to anyone on the phone today? I called Val to tell her I’m on my way home.
How mant text messages are in your inbox? I have a thread of texts from Val. I don’t hold on to many texts.
When you’re sad, who makes you feel better? Alcohol.
Is there anyone you’re mad at right now? The idiots on Facebook that badmouthed the Red Cross for asking for donations for Chile because they’re “not a 3rd world country.”
Public Service Announcement: You can make a $10 donation to Red Cross International by texting “Chile” to 90999. I made my donation last night.
Do any of your friends have birthdays in March? My admin assistant, Margaret, and office manager, Janet. Not exactly friends but still good people.
Last time you saw your number one? My pee? I guess when I was at the urinal today.
What are your plans for this weekend? Watching my nephew, Eriq, from Saturday afternoon to Sunday evening.
Is there anyone you feel like yelling at? The same idiots I’m mad at for complaining about making donations to Red Cross for Chile.
Have you lost any friends recently? No, but I’ve been meaning to weed out some friends on Facebook.
Do you miss anyone at the moment? No, I can’t say I do.
What was the last thing you read on paper? Wow, this is sad. I think it was a Sephora mag that Val left in the bathroom.
Is there anyone who is annoying you at the moment? The person who wrote this survey. I had to correct the grammar in every other question. F7, folks!
Last time you cried? I have to admit that I got a little misty-eyed watching “Parenthood” (the TV show) last night.
What was the last song you listened to? “Young Folks” by Peter Bjorn and John.
About how many hours of sleep did you get last night? Five solid hours and one hour of dozing.
What is one of your most missed memories? I guess this is a memory of something I miss. I miss Germantown, MD. It was a fun place to live but Montgomery County is WAY too expensive to live in.
Are you happy with the way 2009 went? I guess.
What do you think when you look at pictures of yourself from 2008? Can’t say I remember any special pics from 2008.
Who last called you? Probably my mother. She’s a drunk dialer.
Who do you fully trust? I trust Val but I can’t say I put much faith in anyone else.
What was the last thing you said aloud? “What the Hell is a ‘missed memory?’”
Does your mom have a Facebook? No, but my dad does.
Who’s your favorite celebrity? Jerry Stiller as “Arthur B. Spooner.”
Who was the last person to IM you? Some ho-bag on Skype that wanted to share pictures.
Which is better, Facebook or MySpace? Pfft, Facebook by a landslide. MySpace sucks donkey.
Are you close to your parents? For the most part. I see them once every two years.
Who was the last person you told a secret? Probably Val.
Last person you took a picture with? It was probably me and my nephew Eriq.
Who was the last person you took a picture of? Probably myself.
What is the last song you purchased? Since I pay for my Rhapsody subscription, the last song I got from their was “Juicy” from Biggie.
Who do you have texts from in your inbox? Val.
Do you have any plans that haven’t went down but will? Getting my tax returns. Cha-ching!
Who was the last person to blow you a kiss? Val.
Who made your day today? The kind folks that assembled one Hell of a barbacoa bowl at Chipotle.
Is there anyone you love and hate? The New England Patriots and their fans.
Last thing you ate? A barbacoa bowl
Who made it? Chipotle.
Are you excited about anything tonight? I don’t have to pack my lunch because I already got that done, watching “The Middle” and “Modern Family” on the DVR, and looking for some more music on Rhapsody.
What are you doing tomorrow? Waking up, going to work, doing work, coming home from work, exercising, having dinner from someplace, watch TV, and go to bed.
What are your favorite kind of shoes? Sneakers. I really like my white Adidas with black stripes.
What was the last thing you purchased online? My barbacoa bowl from Chipotle.
Do you get on the Internet every day? Yep!
Are you watching anything on TV? Yes, “King of Queens.”
Do you watch “Family Guy?” I used to but I got a life.
When was the last time you took a shower? Friday night.
Who do you call when you feel completely awful? Ghostbusters.
Do you trust all of your friends? No, sir!
What movie do you want to see most at the moment? “Avatar.”
